February 2012
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this hair is actually happening right now
new blogging goal
never to re-blog/post a picture of a normatively attractive thin white fashionable girl again
(not because I have anything against them but because there are enough people re-circulating those images on the internet already and they don’t need my help)
IF SOMEONE SMITES YOU WITH A VELVET GLOVE, DOES IT...
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I’m bad at dating you guys I kissed my date good-bye on my stoop and it got extra spitty and I pulled away and said “HAHAH SORRY I DROOLED ON YOU OKAY BYE!” And he said bye and I just said COOL HAHA! and ran into my house
A
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kicked butt at my exam had a pretty good date yesterday my hair’s doing some serious Courtney things right now
()
also apparently my boobs grew like a whole cup size*/I got jacked overnight so THINGS ARE REALLY COMING UP MILHOUSE for me y’all
*seriously where did these things come from
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“No.”
– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (mamaatheist
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To celebrate Pancake Day, I had a brownie for...
PANCAKE DAY
cauliflowerdick asked: I'm about to go to the movies with this kid and he just sent me a text that says "Hey can you fit a half gallon of milk and a box of cereal in your purse?" hahaha stoner boyz 4 lyfe!!!
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marsneedswomen:
Today is ‘national pretend you like Nirvana day’
remember that time I got a tattoo of Nirvana lyrics across my womb
I want to see revenge porn of a Rhianna look-alike pegging a Chris Brown look-alike
and not being nice about it
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Dresden
I was in Dresden.
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maybe I just started following “fuckyeahlotrcast”
maybe I didn’t
maybe fuck urself
all I ever want to do it curl up in a ball and...
A+
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I MISS ACADEMIC WRITING SO MUCH
what am I doing
do I even belong in this profession
should I give up my ~dream of being an analyst~ and be a “professor” of “something useless” (jk because deconstructionism/media studies had a huge hand in my ED recovery) instead or is that one of those secret, gnawing dreams that is supposed to stay secret and gnawing forever
idk idk
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will Kate Moss please just die already I am so sick of her played out motherfucking face
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I hope one day I make a boy cry so hard he pukes
Anonymous asked: I finally broke up with my abusive over-controlling boyfriend. He cried so hard he puked. No Gods No Masters No Boyfriends.
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while I was watching the Liverpool game at a pub today
some wasted old dude asked me if I was Lady Gaga
I said “no I am not.”
the perils of being perfectly heinous bottle blond are never-ending
