March 2012
February 2012
where can I get my hands on some primary source documents concerning merkins
exlife:
will never find a girl worth putting my dick in.
me either
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just wanna write a thesis on fluids and...
also pubic hair lemme slot in a sub-section on public hair and the management of difference and how everyone’s (IMO over-)groomin’ their pubes these days as a way to unconsciously return ‘both genders’ (if u subscribe to a binary) to a prepubescent state because late capitalism is scary and we sorta all wanna go back in utero or at least to being carefree prepube (get it?)...
Love and solidarity for femmes who don't apologize...
tangledupinlace:
I see you with your 5 o’clock shadows, your outfits held together with safety pins and strategically placed belts, your leather and your florals and the snarl on your faces and I can’t keep my heart from bursting.
Femininity FOREVER
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man sleep is so amazing I was starting to get a gnarly ear infection but I slept for 10 hours and now I can hear almost perfectly out of the offending ear
sleep
is
gr8
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Canceled my analysis for the third time in as many weeks. Wonder if he’ll drop me. Do analysts even do that (drop clients if they’re being difficult)? I KINDA HOPE SO.
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REAL EMOTIONAL TRASH: allergictocats:... →
allergictocats:
autumn-and-eve:
rosemannequin:
homorobotica:
fraudstory:
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up…
I hope Rick Santorum tries to go to the Met’s Costume Institute to see Madonna’s Gaultier corset but...
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It is insofar as her jouissance is radically Other that woman has more of a...
– Jacques Lacan, Seminar XX (via negations)
yo Lacan I know you were a certified genius and everything but even I can’t read a run-on-sentence that run-onny (and I like ROSzzzzzz)
unknowablewoman:
oh god I just now remembered that time someone included a trigger warning for graphic Pokemon battles
Tumblr is beautiful
gotta roam need to roam
actual shopping list
face powder
foundation
wine
stomach calmer (ginger tea or summink?)
altar candles
I can’t tell if I’m a really glamorous pensioner or Courtney Love circa 1992 when she would spend all of her trust fund money on speed and fresh flowers?
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The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad about god, mad...
– i can’t remember quite how that quote goes, but i’m pretty sure this captures the gist (via hedgerows)
look if you’re not mad you’re wrong, okay? and you can be mad and kind, mad and rude, mad and bored, but you must be mad
(via whiskeyrobot)
barfing as femme rage. rage as femme rage.
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after a brief weird interlude where I was obsessed with LARPing Tilda Swinton (I’ve come to realize I need to save this for later when I calm down/ have enough money to buy all the Rei Kawakubo/Jil Sander I want), it’s back to Lumberjack for Abortion [tm Majestic]/’90s mall(b)rat
makes me real nervous to think about the weather getting too warm for tights tights tights...
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can I please just go back to Gallatin and get a...
please?
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pussy-strut:
fistingly yours,
hey you know what’s weird very few people value teen girldom as a viable site of intelligent, permanent, profound cultural production yet (dramatic pause)
no one has any problem making a shit load of money off of them.
Gap between respecting them as humans as respecting them as a target market hmmmmmmmm
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xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
ain't safe for work, nope.
vogon-poetry:
beatonna:
Last night I was emailed some porn that someone drew of me because I said a thing on the internet that they disagreed with. Because, there you go, ‘justice.’ When stuff like that comes your way you don’t usually say anything because who gives a fuck, but oh well, let’s do it anyway. So, I’ve seen that shit before because I’ve been on the internet for 100 years, but...
cosmo tip #181
expertcosmotips:
does he think you’re ugly? cut your entire face off
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whatcha listening to Slavie